That was a cool story but a little bit long man, what do you want, that I read a goddamn novel here? Fact is, I got a little bit distracted with my newsfeed here and didn't finish, turns out that that guy that did that thing is really a lady, know what I mean? Anyway what drones, man? That shit is like so last week.
I printed this out, put it in my food processor and made a smoothie and now I can't sleep. Must be the caffeine. Where's my ketamine? Let's go bowling.
this instilled in me, even if for a moment, the deluded confidence that I'll be able to tackle finnegans wake someday. But for now I like this contemporary streamofconciousness piece. The twitter pornbot chiming in feels more dystopian than the drones because at least I didn't expect the drones.
Will, that was some incredible piece of writing. My head is still buzzing. Hmm, is the buzzing being caused by the Drones. Nah! Here's my theory about the drones. A batch of New Jersey boys bought those babies and are flying them, drinking beer and howling as everyone else loses their mind over he alien invastion.
Oh big time — I try not to think about it too much. I unplugged from social media a few years back and it’s a great choice. Substack is a recent thing for me, but I’m trying not to let it become a social media for me, yet still comment and restack and all that. It’s a fine line
Would love to hear audio of you reading this. Or of AI reading it. Preferably you.
your wish is my command. I'll record something when I'm back home with my microphone :)
Please holler @ me if/ when it goes up.
Will, x2!!
That was a cool story but a little bit long man, what do you want, that I read a goddamn novel here? Fact is, I got a little bit distracted with my newsfeed here and didn't finish, turns out that that guy that did that thing is really a lady, know what I mean? Anyway what drones, man? That shit is like so last week.
Fun tho. Hits different.
I know so long, it’s basically War and Peace
You caught the vibe. It was there and you grabbed it. I read it out loud to my husband. It's a bullseye. It's even better out loud. Bravo.
Thanks so much Lyndsey!
Bravo. James Joyce at Starbucks
Thanks Scott!
WILL. You inspire me.
SEAN. right back at ya. However, it is not me who inspires you, the DRONES have taken me, the DRONES are all that inspire
I for one welcome our new droney overlords. May they prosper.
I printed this out, put it in my food processor and made a smoothie and now I can't sleep. Must be the caffeine. Where's my ketamine? Let's go bowling.
It’s a kick in the face
this instilled in me, even if for a moment, the deluded confidence that I'll be able to tackle finnegans wake someday. But for now I like this contemporary streamofconciousness piece. The twitter pornbot chiming in feels more dystopian than the drones because at least I didn't expect the drones.
maybe the drones are the precursor to twitter porn bots
arghhhhh! dis crazy. crazy good! You had me at butt probes!
Haha! Thanks Anna! #buttprobes needs to be trending
Will, that was some incredible piece of writing. My head is still buzzing. Hmm, is the buzzing being caused by the Drones. Nah! Here's my theory about the drones. A batch of New Jersey boys bought those babies and are flying them, drinking beer and howling as everyone else loses their mind over he alien invastion.
Thanks so much Sandy! I definitely agree with your theory haha
This captures the chaotic constant bombardment of info that is life online
Yeah it kinda makes me sad
Oh big time — I try not to think about it too much. I unplugged from social media a few years back and it’s a great choice. Substack is a recent thing for me, but I’m trying not to let it become a social media for me, yet still comment and restack and all that. It’s a fine line
Substack is the only social I use these days. It all got to be too much
Pure poetry 👏 thanks for this.
Thanks, Annie! :)