Brilliant. One question, though. How is the SEO on this? I want my self-gratification to be highly searchable, especially my wearing of a Guy Fawkes mask while digitally oscillating myself around a bonfire. Input appreciated.
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You are in violation of my patented Jizz-Jenerator (TM) system for generating horny avatars. Consider this a cease-and-desist letter or else my sex-starved lawyers will come round your apartment and have their wicked way with you. Which will be filmed for my own specialized Attorney-at-Ass Channel.
Brilliant. One question, though. How is the SEO on this? I want my self-gratification to be highly searchable, especially my wearing of a Guy Fawkes mask while digitally oscillating myself around a bonfire. Input appreciated.
Good question! Mask_Turbate_PRO gives you complete control over your SEO settings. The world cannot be deprived of Guy Fawkes oscillating around a bonfire.
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No lie, last week my husband was trying to convince me to start an OF where I cook in nothing but an apron. I was worried about the lack of anonymity and now all my problems are solved! Who do I pick? Go with the obvious Giada De Laurentiis? Or maybe I put the wham in BAM with some Emeril daddy kink?
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Dear Dr Tess,
You are in violation of my patented Jizz-Jenerator (TM) system for generating horny avatars. Consider this a cease-and-desist letter or else my sex-starved lawyers will come round your apartment and have their wicked way with you. Which will be filmed for my own specialized Attorney-at-Ass Channel.
Regards
Gherlaine P. Mouthpeace
Pres & CEO Thirsty Enterprises Inc
Cant wait to see this become reality in *checks watch* a few months?
It may already be here! I imagine if people use it, they would keep that shit on the down low
Hey Will, I know I don't know you very well, but do you have, uh, $5.98 I can borrow? I'm good for it, I swear.
No need! It just so happens that I know the developer of Mask_Turbate. I’ll have him get you PRO on the house!!
amazing!
Bravo! What a world this would be! It's coming. Or should I say, cumming?
Haha! The cumming is inevitable
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Heads off to sign up…. A way I can actually work from my sick bed… the possibilities are endless!
Haha every room can be the office
This made me chuckle! Very good copy for Mask_Turbate!
Haha! Thanks for reading!
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