I think I'm gonna read this out loud to my husband (from the doorway, while prodding crumbs) as he washes the dishes. Just seems like the right thing to do.
funny. frightening. thought provoking. the banality of the kitchen sink and then the threads of thought deeping like roots of a tree of the sickness of the world.
Oh my God, Will, that was the funniest thing I've read in years. I read it aloud to my wife, who has at the sink as it happens, and we both just howled. What fantastic writing!! The whole counter balance between you and your 'adventures' at the sink, and your expouding friend with his busy toes is just great! Quick! Send this to as many magazines as will accept submissions. Outstandingl
Oh, these are great! The scope and depth of the mind-wandering, and the magnifying attention to details like a toe prodding a Milk Bone crumb! I love it all!
I think I'm gonna read this out loud to my husband (from the doorway, while prodding crumbs) as he washes the dishes. Just seems like the right thing to do.
I condone this behavior. please report back
This was so good. I’m grossed out and laughing.
Haha! Thanks Stephanie! Grossed out and laughing is what I was hoping for
I want to write like this!!!!
Go for it!! Feel free to steal things and experiment
This roommate raised my blood pressure.
Superbly done, Will!!!
Thanks Julia!
I know…if I had a roommate like this my blood pressure would be through the roof
That's why I use the Scrub Daddy sponge. I like putting a face to my microplastics.
yeah, that dude enjoys it...that sick fuck
MICRO PLASTICS FOR LIFE!
Seriously, though, I'm known as the microplastic sermon king amongst my friends and co-workers, so I feel seen and maybe even rightfully criticized.
After writing this, I’m sincerely worried about them lol
I made the same mistake once. Never been able to turn back. Haha
I’m on the same slippery slope lol
Love the roommate series
Thanks C.S!!!
Always god willing…..
stupendously good.
funny. frightening. thought provoking. the banality of the kitchen sink and then the threads of thought deeping like roots of a tree of the sickness of the world.
delicious word combos.
serious issue within the whole thing.
thank you very much Nick! I’m glad you enjoyed it
the whole concept is worthy of creative envy mr. boucher
Yes! 🤣🤣🤣
haha, thanks for reading, William!
My pleasure! (And disgust, but mostly pleasure!)
Oh my God, Will, that was the funniest thing I've read in years. I read it aloud to my wife, who has at the sink as it happens, and we both just howled. What fantastic writing!! The whole counter balance between you and your 'adventures' at the sink, and your expouding friend with his busy toes is just great! Quick! Send this to as many magazines as will accept submissions. Outstandingl
Thanks so much Sandy!!! i’m so glad the story lightened the sudsy adventures at the sink. Cheers, my friend :)
Oh, these are great! The scope and depth of the mind-wandering, and the magnifying attention to details like a toe prodding a Milk Bone crumb! I love it all!
Thanks Liz! I had to throw that in there, I toe-prod my dogs crumbs all the time
I have to do dishes today. I wonder what I can rant about...
Excellent story. Thanks, Will.
Thanks so much, Alexander!
I very much enjoyed this story
Thanks! I very much enjoy you
i really like this story and your vocabulary is great! i will read more of this series. question, does your roommate know about this?