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Caroline Osella   (they/them)'s avatar

Swallow your stupid pride, woman, and call Alice! Sort this out before you get taken. My God, this was a terrible & true set of moments. Thanks.

Will Boucher's avatar

Get Alice on the phone!!!!

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Super-duper run-on crisis poem for the ages, Will. Needs a killer voiceover, you game?

Will Boucher's avatar

Always game for a voice over

A.P. Murphy's avatar

Great! Who’s gonna do it? Hint: not me.

Will Boucher's avatar

I’ll do it and pitch shift it up so I sound like a ma’am

A.P. Murphy's avatar

That sounds superb, I’m all a go-go with anticipation.

Sean Thomas McDonnell's avatar

My brain is now on hyperdrive. Let’s go!

Will Boucher's avatar

I’ll charge ya up!

Anna Schott's avatar

I can describe this in two words: ener-gy

Will Boucher's avatar

I only have one word to say: omgthankyou

Peter Smetanick's avatar

Good one Will, enjoyed this read. Hope you're well!

Will Boucher's avatar

thanks Peter!!